Essentially Corny Collins
- Corny: I support integration; I'm so progressive!
- Corny: Skip school
- Corny: Don't do your homework
- Corny: Stay up late
- Corny: Forget about college
- Corny: Dance, motherfuckers.
Day 357: Thor
I love my skin!
Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.
Men that indicate how they are waiting for girls to turn 18 make me want to vomit all over them.
I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.
If you can’t come let me know.
It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.
It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.
And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.